PPAC

Privacy Pacific–Atlantic–Arctic Conference

Est. 2026 · Three programs · Two sports · One Commissioner
BREAKING: Norway requests a ruling on whether “touchdown” counts as a goal · Georgia files appeal #47 regarding standings methodology · Commissioner confirms Oregon remains first “pending review of Oregon remaining first” · Ålesund fixture postponed (weather, allegedly) · Consent banner now available in Nynorsk upon written request · 

Three programs. Two sports. Zero agreement on the rules.

The PPAC unites the Oregon Ducks, the Georgia Bulldogs, and the Norway national team in a rivalry nobody asked for and the Commissioner refuses to dissolve. Norway was admitted on a technicality: Ålesund is, technically, coastal.

Conference Standings

#ProgramWLDStatus
1Oregon Ducks200Locked in by Commissioner*
2Georgia Bulldogs111Appeal filed (47th)
3Norway011Awaiting qualification for something

*Standings are maintained by the site administrator, who is also the Commissioner, who is also an Oregon fan. The Conference acknowledges this and has elected not to address it. Georgia's record includes one draw against Norway that Georgia insists was a forfeit.

Results & Fixtures

Week 1 · Autzen Stadium · American football

Oregon Ducks vs. Georgia Bulldogs

41 – 38

A thriller decided when Georgia's final drive was reviewed and overturned by the Commissioner, who was also the replay official, who was also wearing green.

Week 2 · Sanford Stadium · Association football

Georgia Bulldogs vs. Norway

0 – 0

Scoreless after 90 minutes. Georgia refused to remove the pads. Norway scored twice but both goals were waved off because “between the hedges” was ruled an obstruction.

Week 3 · Color Line Stadion, Ålesund · TBD

Norway vs. Oregon Ducks

PPD

Scheduled for January. Postponed. Weather. Oregon has requested the fixture be moved to Eugene in October “for fairness.” Norway has requested the opposite, in writing, in three languages.

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